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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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adulthoodisokay:

This is it. This is the best tumblr post I’ve ever seen.

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  • Australian: making my way down town
  • Australian: walking fast
  • Magpie: aggressive bird noises
  • Australian: walking faster
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i hate being home alone i get so fucking bored. 

i hate being home alone i get so fucking bored. 

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Finding friends with a mutual appreciation for good bands, drugs, booze and touching boobs is what im all about. if you dont like it you can fuck right off

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sharkhugger:

ohdakuwaqa:

Shark Friends at Central Perk!

just what we need - sharks on caffeine XD 
very cute!

sharkhugger:

ohdakuwaqa:

Shark Friends at Central Perk!

just what we need - sharks on caffeine XD 

very cute!

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akaitsume:

Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in:

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Me flirting with someone I actually like:

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